May 2013
redridinghoodandthesourwolf:
chiblogger:
chiblogger:
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
You’re either in a dramatic rendition of the Princess and the Frog or you’re in the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode.
poopflow:
what would jesus do?
not u lmao
roughrimjob:
I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
blackromney:
blackromney:
whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends
I just feel resigned. I just want to go to bed and not wake up for at least 2 weeks.
epic-humor:
dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
annanicolesmithfanblog:
yes 911 i saw somebody reblog a picture of weed
cross-dressingsatanlobster:
have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
margaerynn:
howdyspacebuddy:
i just want that when it’s finally revealed that Hannibal has been eating people everyone will freak out
and then one person will just be like
#i need lee pace to come on the show and be that person
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
